He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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