Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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