I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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