so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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