It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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