We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
