My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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