absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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