I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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