i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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