So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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