Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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