I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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