If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He told me they were just razor bumps!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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