how can u be prego again
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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