I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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