Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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