mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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