Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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