How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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