Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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