he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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