your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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