I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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