Is it because I queefed?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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