try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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