Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We were destined to go to rehab together
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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