so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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