There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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