So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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