i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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