scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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