you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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