well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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