I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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