JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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