Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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