Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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