I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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