return my video game
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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