So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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