a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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