My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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