I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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