So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
