he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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