It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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