Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
