It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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