wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Boobs speak an international language.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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