bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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