they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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