I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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