when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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